The most practical kitchen apron...

There's something great about utility products - those that do the job simply, effectively and won't alienate either sex. As a bloke, I'm not exactly keen about wearing an apron while I cook, and if I do, it definitely shouldn't involve flowers or kittens. At the same time, most of the manly BBQ catchphrases look a bit stupid when Annie is wearing them.
That's why this is cool:

Simple, effective, kinda stylish, and yours for a bargain £14.99 from H&M. (Via @poppyd)